By request: Tour de France bingo card

By request: Tour de France bingo card

I love Twitter so much.

I love Twitter so much.

Obama: The great gay hope?

Obama: The great gay hope?

TOP SECRET LIST: Deadspin Editorial Priorities

TOP SECRET LIST: Deadspin Editorial Priorities

This is stupid and nobody should look at it.

This is stupid and nobody should look at it.

Charles Barkley and the Hilltopper: Leftover Parts

Charles Barkley and the Hilltopper: Leftover Parts

Unreleased (aka I forgot I had made it) Nyjer Morgan Twilight poster.

Unreleased (aka I forgot I had made it) Nyjer Morgan Twilight poster.

For @DJ_Jeff_Weaver : CBSsports.com makes history’s greatest gaffe.
(h/t to DJJW for the idea)

For @DJ_Jeff_Weaver : CBSsports.com makes history’s greatest gaffe.

(h/t to DJJW for the idea)

Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road: GOP Edition

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mitt Romney: “Because Obama made him.”

Newt Gingrich: “Mitt would have you believe it’s Obama’s fault, but in reality, he was making chickens cross the road when he was running Bain Capital. And they got run over by trucks as he stood there and profited off selling the feathers!”

Ron Paul: “We’re missing the bigger picture here, which is, we have to ask ourselves, why is the government watching chickens crossing the road? We have to get the government out of monitoring the movement of chickens, cut our chicken surveillance programs and save that money on taxes for the American people. I get more donations from chickens than the rest of these candidates combined - I think I have the support of the chickens!”

Rick Santorum: “Look, I’m the son of an immigrant. So I can appreciate the enthusiasm that the chicken has for trying to get to a new nation and a new opportunity. But that chicken needs to respect the law and cross the road in the proper manner - using a crosswalk, waiting for the crossing signal, and presenting proper identification when he gets to the other side.”

How I feel now every time I read a political article on Reddit.

How I feel now every time I read a political article on Reddit.